my name is emmy and i have a fuckin incredible boyfriend (◡‿◡✿)


  • me: *gets out of day old pajamas*
  • me: *takes a shower*
  • me: *gets into clean pajamas*
  • me: summertime


shychiaichi:

when ur in a bad mood but dont want to worry your friends

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princeofkawaii:

middleshiner:

why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?

They can’t swallow because that’s gay

(Source: middleshiner-archive)


deair:

when parents tell you not to do the thing but 5 seconds later they do the thing


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